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T3xa$ haz Au$tin, t3hn w3 60 n0rth, 2ma$$achu$3tt$, B0$t0n, and Albany, N3w Y0rk; Tallahaz$33, Fl0rida, and Wa$hin6t0n, D.C., $anta F3, N3w M3xic0, and Na$hvill3, T3nn3$$33.

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Tr3nt0n'$ in N3w J3r$3y n0rth 0f J3ff3r$0n, Miz$0uri, j00 60t Richm0nd in Vir6inia, $0uth Dak0ta haz Pi3rr3; Harrizbur6'$ in P3nn$ylvania and Au6u$ta'$ up in Main3, and h3r3 iz Pr0vid3nc3, Rh0d3 I$land, n3xt 2D0v3r, D3lawar3

C0nc0rd, N3w Hamp$hir3, ju$t a quick jaunt, 2M0ntp3li3r, which iz up in V3rm0nt; hartf0rd'$ in C0nn3cticut, $0 pr3tty in t3h fall, and Kan$a$ haz T0p3ka, Minn3$0ta haz $t. Paul

Jun3au'$ in Ala$ka and t3hr3'$ Linc0ln in N3bra$ka, and it'$ Ral3i6h 0ut in N0rth Car0lina, and t3hn t3hr3'$ Madiz0n, Wizc0n$in, and 0lympia in Wa$hin6t0n, Ph03nix, Ariz0n, and Lan$in6, Michi6an

H3r3'$ H0n0lulu, Hawaii'$ a j0y, Jack$0n, Miz$iz$ippi, and $prin6fi3ld, Illin0iz; $0uth Car0lina with C0lumbia d0wn t3h way, and Annap0liz in maryland 0n Ch3$ap3akBay

T3hy hav3 w0nd3rful clam ch0wd3r

Ch3y3nn3 iz in Wy0min' and p3rhap$ j00 mak3 j00r h0m3 in, $alt Lak3 City 0ut in utah, wh3r3 t3h Buffal0 r0am; Atlanta'$ d0wn in 630r6ia, and t3hr3'$ Bizmarck, n0rth Dak0ta, and j00 can liv3 in Frankf0rt in j00r 0ld K3ntucky h0m3

$al3m in 0r360n, fr0m t3hr3 w3 j0in, Littl3 R0ck in Arkan$a$, I0wa'$ 60t D3$ M0in3$; $acram3nt0, Calif0rnia, 0klah0ma, and it$ city, Charl3$t0n, W3$t Vir6inia, and N3vada, Car$0n City

That'$ all t3h capital$ t3hr3 ar3!